Kid Rock – “All Summer Long”
It took me a while to figure out why I hate this song so much. Is it because Kid Rock samples both “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Werewolves of London”? Is it the poorly written lyrics? No. It’s because I spent my past few summers working like a dog and not smoking ‘funny things’ or drinking whisky and making love down by a lake.
Katy Perry – “I Kissed a Girl”
Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it. I’d like to kiss a girl. I’ve been trying without success for sometime now. God knows I’ve tried but Katy Perry just does it effortlessly. I feel bad for her boyfriend. She hopes he won’t mind, but I think he may be a bit pissed when he finds out by hearing his girlfriend’s song on the radio. I’d have told him before making a hit song out of it. She’s a greedy, cheating show off.