Imagine a scenario as you might have seen it in the teen comedy classic, California Man. Having survived a hundred centuries in cryostasis, a young caveman Brendan Fraser is unwittingly released from a block of ice and introduced to the adolescent perspective of the mid-nineties America — to us, an embarrassing little blooper in history, when big, baggy tablecloth trousers were all the craze, Jennifer Aniston’s hair was the solution to world hunger and no shoe went without its noisy Velcro fastener; to Brendan Fraser’s character, however, who had just about come to grips with the marvel of fire, the equivalent of opening up your wardrobe and suddenly finding yourself transported to the fantastical world of Narnia.
Across a series of essays spanning the better halves of the sixties and seventies, renowned science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke formulated three laws on the assumptions of futurist science fiction. With a self-importance rivalling the great Isaac Newton himself, Clarke proposed in the third and perhaps most relevant of these laws that, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, in other words, that even the wackiest of science fiction stories can be passed off for genuine science. The technology might look like magic, but is perfectly explicable in scientific terms. Were a caveman to walk the streets of our modern day, this law would very much apply. Automatic moving vehicles and large fearsome contraptions would seem like nothing short of witchcraft to a Homo sapien just perched on the brink of evolution. Even in the latest decade, science and technology have advanced at such an immense rate that our younger selves would very much be stunned at the sheer speed and ease with which we are now able to access multitudes of information. Alongside the ever-expanding microcosm of the Internet, scientists of today can also tout groundbreaking progress in the field of medicine, a much greater efficiency at energy consumption and the possibility of soon (according to CERN) discovering the very fabric of our universe.
Sadly, it might just take a caveman thawing in our backyard for us to put some perspective to the evolution of science. Born into a life of convenience, we have always been too quick to take our standards of living for granted. This becomes all too apparent amid the sudden newfangled need for “natural” and “organic” food, throwaway words that prey on the average British’s consumer unfounded fears of GM crops. A little history lesson and they’d know that we have been interfering with the growth and biology of our food for centuries. From something as simple as plucking a few dandelions out of a potato patch, to the complexities of inserting a recombinant plasmid into a harmless E. Coli strain, man’s involvement in nature’s ecological cycles has never been, and undoubtedly, never will be, little. Indeed, the ignorance of the human mind never ceases to amaze me; hypocrisy is only too kind a word to summarize the sentiment of a person ready to equate genetic manipulation with “playing God” — with genetic engineering forging pathways to growing drought-resistant crops in third world countries, can these people honestly justify their cause to an emaciated Sudanese farmer, whose meagre harvest leaves him and his family hungry for months? I think not.
Nonetheless, the flipside to this argument is also to be considered; if the everyday man will not be forgiven for making uninformed snap judgments on something he does not understand, then the Scary Man in the White Lab Coat should also not be left to go scot-free for pitfalls such as the atomic bomb and global warming. As the worldwide economic mood spirals and fears of a nuclear holocaust linger, we cannot help but speak fondly of a simpler time, when our most pressing concerns were about the weather, and science was not coming up with new ways to rob, maim or kill us. Sadly, this attitude boils down to a myopia of idealism, a kind of mirage that fades the further you seem to approach it. If you think life was easier two hundred years ago, then you are clearly forgetting multiple cholera epidemics, poor medical practice and a gaping class divide.
At the risk of sounding like a fatalist, I dare say that the essence of our existence is a never-ending quest to eradicate strife and poverty. This is not at all a bleak reality. After all, man will always be able to consult science and technology for means to achieve this goal. From the moment a caveman discovers how to make a small fire, to a Spielberg-esque future of flying cars and pin-sized supercomputers, science will continue to be the source of much joy and pessimism to mankind. That is perhaps what makes it so fascinating. As in the immortal words of Leigh Brackett, “Witchcraft to the ignorant,….simple science to the learned.”
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