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Shit Mooch Says: UoN, Leaders of the Future

Remember those drunken discussions you had in Mooch recently? We do. Speaking from experience, we know how hard it is to even form sentences when you have had a little too much to drink, let alone remember what on earth you were talking about. Let us jog your memory. 

As students we are expected to have a pretty decent knowledge about the world around us. Although we don’t like to admit it, that’s usually not the case. Do we know more about what the Kardashians get up to than the names of the planets in our solar system? We decided to see if this was really the case and asked several mooch-goers a host of general knowledge and celebrity culture questions with some hilarious and unexpected responses…

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Jess

How many MPs sit in the House of Commons?
16?

It’s actually 650. Who knew we even had that many. Who is the minister for foreign policy?

No idea.

Can you name three celebrities that Taylor Swift has dated?
Harry Styles, Taylor Lautner and Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Roy 

Can you name all the continents?
Europe, North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Oceania and Antarctica.
Can you name three celebrities that Taylor Swift has dated?
No idea.
Who was Katy Perry married to?
Nope, not a clue.

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Alex

Who is the president of France?
Hollande.
How many states are there in the USA?
Not sure, oh I think 51.

Pretty close but it’s actually 50. What is Kayne West and Kim Kardashians baby called?
No, don’t know.

Can you name all of the Kardashian sisters?
Kim and erm Sarah?

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Kat

Who is the chancellor of Germany?
Angela Merkel.
Who is the president of France?
Sarkozy. Oh no it’s some new guy…I don’t know his name.
Can you name all of the Kardashian sisters?
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, do you want the names of the younger sisters as well although they’re not technically Kardashians…

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Dominic

How many planets is the earth away from the sun?
Three.
What is the capital of Australia?
Canberra.
Can you name all the Kardashian sisters?
Fucksake. No idea.

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Becky and Faye

Who was Katy Perry married to?
Faye: Russell Brand.

Who is the president of France?
Becky : I don’t know…Pierre?

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UoN: creating leaders of the future.

Charlotte McIntyre 

Photogrpahy by Alex Mawby

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