Description: Don’t waste your time when you’re wasting time! This Procrastination Pack is your weekly dose of the Internet, in which we find the best things to do when you should be writing an essay/in a seminar/having a shower.
Directions for use: One pack weekly. Do not leave in direct sunlight.
May include: Relaxation exercises, a very patient dog and an insight into the adventures of a feral pigeon.
How not to pronounce anything ever
Want to know how to pronounce tricky nouns properly like quinoa, Hermes and Bijon Frise in order to avoid social slip-ups? Then avoid these videos. Youtube’s Pronunciation Manual is, however, the perfect place to waste time. Each one is as wildly inaccurate as the next, and the fact that they are all less than 10 seconds long makes these videos feel virtually guilt free!
Food on my dog
The title of this blog really speaks for itself. It follows Tiger, the Staffordshire bull terrier, in her quest of staggering self-control. Tiger’s owner balances different cuisines on her forehead and then takes a picture, which turns out to be very amusing for the viewer. (Though maybe not so much for Tiger.)
Find your E-Zen
Studying making you feel stressed and overwhelmed? Rather than getting some fresh air or trying yoga, you can now relax right here on the internet. This website is the ultimate de-stress zone, providing a 90 second relaxation exercise to calm your mind. There is even a forum to vent negative thoughts or receive instant love. Namaste.
Procrastination personalised
Perfect for making sure that the time you are wasting is as tailored as possible, 5by filters only the best of YouTube videos. Just select the mood you are in and a few categories of interest and voila, you will be greeted with endless procrastination heaven.
Adventures of a feral pigeon
If things are getting really desperate, you can always check up on the tweets of an imaginary feral pigeon, posting regular updates on the pursuits of his imaginary life. They turn out to be about as riveting as you might have expected. Warning: if you find this feed does prove of any thrill to you, you probably need to take a break.
Abbie Ellison
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